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It's that time of year here in my Blog of Geekdom.

Friday, October 31, 2008

A Creeptastic, Spooked Filled Holiday for you All!

"Halloween's Coming, Halloween's Coming,
Ghosts and Goblins are after you.
Big Black Cats and Witches Pointy Hats,

Ooooo, Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Ooo

BOO!"


The lyrics sound silly and sophomoric, but to this day I remember singing that song 30 some odd years ago at a school Halloween jamboree. I stood there with my senior kindergarten class in a small gymnasium surrounded by our parents and peers, a lot of us dressed in those cheesy, plastic, fire hazard-esque Ben Cooper Halloween costumes. I had Cooper's Batman costume which loosely tied in the back with easy to tear plastic straps, had baggy plastic pants and a cardboard-like 3 dimensional mask that had a big yellow "BATMAN" emblazoned across the forehead just in case I might have been mistaken for Spider-Man by someone of lesser pop-culture knowledge than I. I loved that frackin' costume! I wore it for 5 Halloweens in a row! (once I turned 30, mom told me to take it of and put it away........just kiddin')

I also loved singing that sophomoric song. When we hit that last BOO we put a heck of a lot of energy into it, hoping the scare the frell out of the audience. We were kindergartners. What the hell did we know. But, even at that young age I loved the spookiness of the song. It conjured up visions of dark, cloudy nights in a graveyard with the leaves twirling up off the ground as the wind blows between the graves. Even as a small Ben Cooper costume clad child, I kind of dug things that were spooky and creepy.

But the really big thing about Halloween at that time was scoring boatloads of candy during Trick or Treat. Me and my young co-horts, Ricky and Donny, would always try and plan out our route beforehand to hit the houses in years past that gave out the best loot. sadly our Mom's who would supervise us would of course slow us down. "No running, boys!"

As time passed and I grew older, my imagination started to get the best of me, as I wanted to get more out of the holiday than just candy. I started to do my own Halloween decorations for other Trick or Treaters that came to my house. I would get big drawing paper and cardboard and draw out several huge monster faces with big long fangs and always huge drips of blood drooling out of their mouths and down their chins. I would tape these pictures up all over the inside of our front foyer and front door. They's actually get some notice from people.

Weeks prior to Halloween we would play this Ghosts In The Grave Yard type of game and run around our back yards at night. We called it Spooky Time! We'd set up mysteries and treasure hunts for each other and pretend we were ghost and monster hunters.

I had also graduated from the Ben Cooper Batman outfit. That just didn't cut the mustard any more. I now had to be something scary. So my Mom made me a black cape and I'd go into her eyeshadow make up and pain my entire face with it. usually a pale blue to give off that undead vibe. Then I get some red grease pain and draw out a couple of drips of blood coming out of my mouth. Wallah! Instant vampire!

Myself, Ricky and Donny didn't need parental guidance to go Trick or Treating any longer so we went hog wild! We tore through the neighborhood looking for the houses that gave out the best in sugary goodness. And damned if we didn't run into that one house that had the old guy out front telling everybody he didn't have time to get candy and would dump a bunch of pennies into your bag. CHEAP FRACKIN' BASTARD! A pox unto him and his house!

As more years past and we were to old for Trick or Treat, I found a new passion in yard haunting. My Halloween decor had graduated from cardboard cut outs of monsters that I had made to Styrofoam gravestones and dummies with corpse and zombie masks on them bursting out of the ground by the graves.

I also started to get into horror movies of the time. Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, as well as a bevy of B-Horror slasher flix were being released on VHS for rental at the time. Every weekend in October I'd rent 3 of them and watch them on Saturday afternoons. A tradition I still try and keep to this day.

As the teenage years continued may Halloween gallivanting was limited to the annual high school drama club's costume party. Every year I came as a Heavy Metal rocker. Though, I loved the season of fall, I wasn't as invested into the holiday as I was as a child. The high school years were filled with other things to occupy my time.

Into my young adult years, my big Halloween event was dragging a few friends to one of the local haunted attractions. My love for Halloween was starting to grow back, but the group of friends that were around at the time weren't as enthusiastic about Halloween as I was.

A lot of my young adult friends and high school buddies moved on and off to other states, but in recent years I've been gifted in the fact that I've met a great bunch of people who love Halloween almost as much as I do!

The recent years have been loaded with Halloween escapades. Costume parties, haunted houses, pumpkin carving, horror movies! Good food and losts of wonderful seasonal brewskies The whole ball of haunted wax (wax from the ear of a decayed corpse, no less. Bruahahahahaha!)

This season isn't quite over for me yet. Later today there be some trick or treating for the kids while we adults eat some good food and hang out. Then tomorrow there's a Halloween costume party that, I'm told, will have an Adams Family vibe to it.

So here's hoping that you all got a chance to do something Halloween-esqe with Friends, family or loved ones this year! Happy Halloween!

Ok, on to some quickie Horror movie reviews. The last bunch of the season.

Nightmare Man - Another craptastic C-grade horror flick that uses rape as a shock tool. I don't mind the boobage, but do they have to go in that direction? I kind of had the same feelings on this as I did for Lake Dead (reviewed in the last post). This one starts out as a thriller, then moves on to be a slasher flick then finally a supernatural spin is put on it. The film doesn't know what it wants to be. The only cool stuff on this disc is the fun behind the scenes footage in the extras. Other than that, yo can pass on this one.

Crazy Eights - They actually got some quasi popular known actors in this one (Tracy Lords, anybody?). In a nutshell, its a ghost story that involves former child patients of a research facility / mental hospital. The story line was decent enough and there was some slight creepiness involved, but not a keeper. Again it's a "nobody gets out alive" type ending and the story kind of drags on a bit before anything really starts happening.

Tooth and Nail - Not exactly a horror movie, but more of a post apocalyptic thriller. Survivors of the slow destruction of the earth are holed up in a hospital. The usual tasks of trying to survive are hampered when a bunch of cannibalistic raiders start taking the small group one by one. Michael Madsen is the cannibal leader. He's always fun to watch if he's either ear tearing or ear chewing. Not a great flick, but definitely far better than some of the stuff I've watched this season. Worth checking out.


And speaking of post apocalyptic settings, Fallout 3 is proving to be quite addictive and challenging. There's a sub game involved that deals with picking locks using a screw driver and bobby pin. I have no clue as to how to master this feat. It is hardly explained in the directions. Apparently it's an important skill to have so I better load it full of experience points as I level up. So fare I've gotten my ass handed to me by raiders a couple of times. I even brought the difficulty level down a notch and it's still quite daring. A very good game so far!


Well, folks. That will be it for Halloween here on my Blog of Geekdom. After this weekend the dead leave back to dark places unknown.

Again, Happy Halloween!

Zangz.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

IT HAS ARRIVED!!!


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I haven't played it yet, but will start it up in the next 10 minutes. Reviews have been absolutely positive on it. Though it's been hailed as Oblivion with guns, I have the feeling it a whole other creature entirely. I'm sure I'll be blathering on about it in future posts.


Have you done something spooky yet? You only have a couple more days before the dead leave us. So do something creepy as soon as you can!

We'll talk later. I gotta go visit post apocalyptic Washington DC. See ya. Stay vertical!

Zangz.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Three Cheers for Halloween and All Hail Bah-Humbug!


Welcome back to the current spookfest that is Zangz's Blog of Geekdom! I'm your resident grave digger, Zangz.

One more fun filled week to go before the dead go back to residing in their crypts, graves and tombs until the next Halloween season comes to bless us with its supernatural presence. Be sure to enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause the crap pile that is the winter holiday season is waiting in the wings, ready to pounce with its cold weather, obnoxious people, crowded stores and malls and bank accounts with huge dents in them. First person to start singing "Jingle Bells" gets a grave shovel slammed to the side of their skull! I mean it! ALL HAIL BAH-HUMBUG!


Lets move on to happier, more harvest filled pastures, shall we? Last night I went over to my sister's house where my Bro-in-law and I went out on the front porch and enjoyed a nice big cigar and an Octoberfest and enjoyed the faux grave yard he has on his front lawn. While admiring the creepy little graves with store bought dummies popping out of the ground, we sat and talked about how Halloween decorations are coming very close to selling as much as Xmas decorations. Yet, we also noticed how many fewer yard haunts there are in our neighborhoods. I believe I brought this up last year on the blog also.

Outside of my Bro-in-law, there were NO other houses on the block that had any little set ups. You rarely have to build your own graveyards anymore as the Halloween decoration industry takes care of that for you. Fake gravestones have become more affordable. They now produce spooky, corpse like figures to stake into the ground. These are also at a far more reasonable price than they used to be. Halloween decor that used to be anywhere from $25 to $50 is now $10 to $20. So why aren't people taking advantage of this? Has there been a black hole of imagination of the people in our fair city. Let's get with it people! Get your lazy, unimaginative butts down to the local Walmart, Wallgreens or Target and pick some stuff up! The end of the season is nigh!


On to other Halloween related stuff. I went to my last Haunted Attraction of the season last weekend. I doubt I'll be able to fit in any others or drag anybody to them this season. So here's the review for...

Lister Effects Monster Mayhem - In a nutshell, this one was short but sweet. Imagine if you will a rather large, fun filled pizza parlor on the south side of Milwaukee. The inside has a nice little bar (however, they need to work on their beer selections) a game room and a big diner area with lots of cool '50's decor. And of course, the pizza is great! But, according to rumor and reports, the U.S. Government has installed a secret science base just below it. This particular evening we visited there was some sort of biological accident where most of the staff in the labs were turning into flesh eating zombies! Even though this haunt was pretty short it had a hell of a lot of charm. I think the best thing about this haunt was all the actors and actresses who were really heavily into their rolls. The whole thing was played off as an actual B-Grade zombie movie with lots of dark comedy mixed in to make it that much cooler. I don't know if this was a pre-fab haunt (one that was made by a company and then sold to the people ruining it) or if they put it together themselves. If they did, then I have to give them lots of extra props for being pretty frackin' creative! Could have been longer, but it was still fun as hell! I recommend it if you want to go out and have some good pizza and have some time to kill (pun intended) before you do so!


Let's close with some horror movie reviews....

Lake Dead - Maybe I'm getting a little too jaded, but I felt that Lake Dead was pure crap! It had EVERYTHING we've seen before in horror movies. The film fixates around a psycho family (very poor-man's Texas Chainsaw type group....without the chainsaws) who occupy a small inn close to a man made lake out in the woods. When a group of beautiful, young people arrive in a camper to claim the inn as their own all hell breaks loose and they become the hunted as the psycho family don't take too kindly to it. There's the usual torturous deaths of the young group, but what really bothered me was that the writers decided to use rape for shock value to an otherwise C-grade horror flick. Pinning people to trees or chaining them to the bottom of the lake is one thing, but when you bring up images of rape on women in a horror flick you've opened up a whole can of nasty shit. To put it bluntly, it was a very insulting and dumb thing to bring into an already schlocky pile of crap to begin with. Avoid this at all costs. (See trailer HERE).

Unearthed - To put it simply, this was Alien meets Tremors. A podunk town out west finds itself inhabited with some sort of creature that was accidentally dug up from an excavation site. The creature runs around tearing people apart. And who knew that alcoholic Sheriffs of such remote towns could be so hot. This one fairs slightly better than Lake Dead. Not the best, but I've seen far worse (Lake Dead). (See trailer HERE)


Dog Soldiers - If you're a fan of werewolf movies and you haven't seen this movie from England, you need to run out and rent this now. Though it won't go down in the pantheon of werewolf movies like American Werewolf in London, it's still one of the best I've seen. A bunch of British soldiers who are training with war games out in the dark woods of Scotland find themselves hunted by a pack of werewolves. They become pinned in a quaint little farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere. They're forced to fight for their lives against the beasts. Not only is this a very gory movie, it has characters you begin to care about. It may be a horror movie, but it focuses on the soldiers as a group and that is what makes it different. There's also a slight twist towards the end of it that I thought was kind of clever. It's a must rental for the Halloween season! (See trailer HERE).

Ok, I gotta go get some food then watch a few more horror flick and perhaps get going on Oblivion and finish up the Shimmering Isles' main quest so I can move onto Fallout 3 next week.

Your homework, until the next post, is to go out of your way to do something Halloween influenced and imaginative this week! If you don't come back with a report you'll fail the semester.

Stay vertical!

Zangz.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Halloween oozes from every pore.....


BOO Mutha Truckers!!!!

We are full force into THE greatest time of the year right now! The tree colors are vibrant, there's a nip in the air and many yards and homes are full of Halloween decor for all to gawk at and enjoy! I'm really hoping that all who read this (2.5 of you) are enjoying the season and letting your imaginations run full throttle. There are no age limitations to the magic of Halloween and the magic is certainly in the air this season.


We still have a good two weeks of Halloween to enjoy so make sure you do something Halloween influenced. Take your kids to a pumpkin farm or decorate your front yard to look like a graveyard or just sit back and enjoy one of the many wonderful Octoberfests or pumpkin ales that are out while listening to Midnight Syndicate or Type O Negative. Or, if you're really adventurous you could grab a group of friends and check out many of the local Haunted Attractions in your area.
As a matter of fact, last Friday, a small band of our horde did just that.

Here are the ones we hit and what I thought....


Fin and Feather Haunted Trail - We went to this one last year and we were genuinely surprised at how much it scared us and how well it was put together. It's not a big, well promoted haunt like others. But it was still quite effective last time. This year was no exception. It's got everything from a pirate ship to a creepy little witch's hut in a graveyard. Sure there were a lot of the same effects and scenes that were there last year, but they still pulled it off quite well. This year they added on a second haunt called Lunatics Lodge. This indoor haunt has a lot of potential, but not a lot going for it quite yet. However, there's plenty of room to grow and get better in years to come. I'll keep an eye on this one.

The Dark Side - This is another haunt that we visited last year. Located on a farm, this event is three haunts all rolled into one all at one low price. This is nice since a lot of haunted attractions will have you pay additional fees per haunt. It's a pretty sweet deal!
  1. The Haunted Mine Shaft - Though quick, this part of the attraction really made you feel you were in a creepy old mine shaft. Some good pop out actors and a few animatronics added to the fright factor.
  2. The Haunted Ride through the Woods - This was probably the weakest part of the haunt as they fell into the same problem as last year, lots and lots of land to put up a lot of cool scenery and tableau's, but instead a lot of nothingness. Outside of a few small scenes, most of the ride was teenagers dressed in back, running up and climbing on the wagon and growling. That will work for a while, but gets stale after some time. The stereo effects and vibrations on the wagon itself were trey cool, though. They should research how to do it by checking out rides like THIS or THIS or THIS!
  3. The Haunted Trail - This was just as good as the mine shaft! I believe they improved on it from last year as they had a very creepy graveyard and a rustic little cabin in the forest that has some unwelcome visitors.
The whole Dark Side event was quite lengthy which was awesome! However, they need to fill up a bit more of the event with actual haunted stuff. Every year they keep growing and learning more and more. Hopefully soon they will invest in some more scares in their haunted wagon ride.


Let's finish this Haunted blog with a few horror movie reviews.....

Boarderland - This is more of a gore fest-crime-thriller than anything horror related. Three high school grads (yet they all looked like they were in their young thirties) decide to go south of the boarder to party and whore it up before they go to college. Well, of course, they run into trouble with the local drug lords who are also part of a voodoo blood cult. There is nothing paranormal or spooky in this flick whatsoever. It's a movie where people are bullied, tortured and murdered by skeezy thugs. It made me more frustrated than scared. Not my cup 'o' tea, but if you're a fan of movies like Hostel, you may like it. (See Trailer HERE.)


Mulberry Street - This was an interesting twist on not only a therianthropy flick, it was also akin to many zombie movies. The story takes place in a post 911 borough of New York City where greedy land developers
buy up the apartments and homes of the decent working class. Apparently there is a slight rat infestation problem with the area. Rabies is the least of any one's worries with these rats. Apparently people who are bit by them slowly turn into half rat - half human creatures who not only infest others with their rodent morphing curse, but also feast on the blood and guts of the living. Within hours of the first bite, much of New York is going mad with blood hungry rat people. This may seem like a cheap grade B horror schlock filled flick, but most of it is handled quite nicely as the characters all seem like very real New Yorkers. New York itself seems to be it's own character. I have to admit, I kind of liked this one. Not a repeated viewing type flick (like the original Halloween), but a good viewing for a dark night. (See Trailer HERE.)

And speaking of the movie Halloween...

Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN - I love the music and image of Rob Zombie, but I have yet to be overly impressed with his film work. House of 1,000 Corpses was pretty good, but not what I was hoping from him. It's sequel, The Devil's Rejects was another horror film that made me more mad than scared. I guess I'm sort of a pseudo fan of his films. I love a lot of the qualities of them and the actors he chooses for roles, but they're never a knock out of the park for me. When I heard that he was writing and directing a remake of one of my favorite, and all around greatest horror flicks, I cautiously anticipated the result. The film Halloween is hallowed ground to most Horror movie fans and shouldn't be trod upon likely. But, I knew Zombie was a huge Horror aficionado himself and hoped he would honor the core material. And after finally seeing his version, I have to say he did. Is it the perfect remake to a classic? Nope. But it has a hell of a lot of heart and soul....and blood. Lot's and lot's of blood! ...and boobs for that matter.

I have to admit I have a pro and con issue with how Zombie showed us how Michael Myers went from childhood to the grown up killing machine of today. I liked the way Zombie presented us with an interpretation of how it may have happened. It's his spin on the creation of one of filmdoms scariest killers. At the same time, I think portraying Myers as a cute little boy in his early days kind of took the edge off of "The Shape" we came to know and love from the original film. The fact that in the original film we only get a small brutal glimpse of him as a young kid left a good amount of mystery to the character that we could fill in with our own dark imaginations. That made Myers all the creepier! The fact that his whole childhood problems are revealed kind of takes the shroud of mystery off of the character. But still, it is an interesting interpretation of how things all went so wrong.

One thing I really enjoyed from Zombie was the casting. All excellent choices! Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Loomis, Tyler Mane as Michael Myers, and Scout Taylor Compton as the much younger Laurie Strode were all masterstrokes to the film. One of my favorites, Brad Dourif shows up as the town sheriff who's daughter is a target of Meyers. And speaking of his daughter, another brilliant little casting choice is that Zombie casts actress Danielle Harris as one of the hunted teens. Remember her as the little girl stalked by Michael Myers in Halloween 4 and 5? Well she's all growed up now... yep. All.......growed......up! (Roberto, rent this movie when Iris isn't home! Dirty ol' man portion of blog is now over). There are also a lot of cool cameos in this flick. Keep your eyes open.

Another plus to this remake was the many nods, tipped hats and homages to the original film that Zombie squeaks in there. I don't know if I consider this film as part of the original stories from the earlier Halloween movies, but it's certianly a very nice homage to them! I have to admit that I was kind of cringing about this flick before I saw it, but afterveiwing it, though I don't agree with some of the story choices, I really enjoyed it. I may have to pick this one up. (View trailer HERE)


Quick video game update: Fallout 3 shelves in 12 days. I can't wait! Yes, yes. I know Saints Row 2 and Fable 2 are also due soon, but those will have to wait a while as I'm really jonesing for the post apocalyptic, free roaming, blow it up extravaganza that will be F3!

That will be it for me today. There's a few more horror flicks and a few more video games and a few more beers for me to enjoy on my day off.

Just remember to have some creepy-ass, spooked up fun this weekend!

Zangz.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

What a Whirlwind Weekend it has Been!

This past weekend has been simply ass-crackers crazy!  It was a cornucopia of ups and downs.  Here's the rank and file of what went on....

The Good:
  • I took last Friday afternoon off and went to a cigar shop and enjoyed a nice modero and beer while watching a documentary on the sinking of the Lusitania on the military channel on the big screen TV they have in their lounge area.  Very soothing.
  • We got to two haunted attractions on Friday night (see reviews below) even after running incredibly late.
  • Enjoyed a really good dinner with friends beforehand.
  • I got to see the Brewers actually win a playoff game live.
  • I go to enjoy a good hot dog, a couple of brewskies, a ton of peanuts and a nice fine cigar while tailgating before the game.
  • Officer Rusty from the Fond du Lac Sherif's department is not at all a hard ass and pretty easy going guy when giving you a ticket.
  • I got to experience my first ever Packer game on hallowed ground, Lambeau Field, in a luxury box with lots of good food and drinks.
  • The festival atmosphere that the area around Lambeau has is quite addictive and wonderful.  It's like it's own little Packer village where a wondering adventurer can trade in his +2 sword of green and gold and with some gold coins can get a +8 sword of Titletown Awesomeness! (That's gamer speak, folks)
The Bad:
  • One of our friends didn't make it to the haunts due to rear ending a car and totaling hers in the process.
  • We were incredibly late getting to the haunts since my friend Roberto DelAmorte was supposed to have the satellite TV installer come mid-afternoon to instal the new hook up.  But the installer, who spoke broken English, didn't show up until 5 pm that evening.  We didn't get out of the house until 7:30 PM and we had to trek about 35 minutes away for the diner!
  • Had one headlight out and had a nail in my tire that had to be taken care of before going to Green bay.  After all, I didn't want to get a traffic violation!
  • The Brewers lost the next playoff game the next day, blowing their chances to proceed any further in the series.  End of season.  Done.
  • The speeding ticket I got on the way to Green Bay to see the game ($230 and 4 points).  Ewwwwwouch!
  • The Packers losing the game I went to.
  • The Packer traffic that went from Green Bay all the way to Oshkosh while trying to get back home.  It added at least 2 more hours tot he already 2 hour travel time.
  • The torrential downpour on the same trip back home from Green Bay.
The Ugly:
  • The "bathroom break" I had the day after indulging in too many peanuts.   Ewwwwouch!

So, yep, we had our inaugural visits to a couple of Haunted Attractions this Halloween season.  After the craziness of getting to the restaurant that evening, I had little hope that there would be time to visit any.  But, since one of our faves was literally right down the road, we gave it a go.  Sure enough, the haunt was still open....

Terror On Rural Street - I've said it time and time again, this is one of my favorite haunts to go to every year.  Last year it blew us away.  This year had some nice features as well.  The facade/queue area was completely revamped from last year.  It had a creepy old house facade that was surrounded by swampy, wooded area.  It also had a gated area where you could actually see people going through a part of the haunt.  Very clever!  The actors were pretty good, yet not quite as enthused as last year.  They also brought a lot of the effects from lastyear  back, but redecorated it to try and spice it up.  Though I was far more impressed with last year's show, this year still packs a creepy punch.

When we left Terror we looked at the time and saw that it was 10:30 PM.  There was noway we were going to get to another haunt.  But we said, "To frack with reality!" and decided to make a quick trip up the highway to see if we could get into....

The Hartford JC's Haunted House - These people were selling their last tickets to us.  So we lucked out there.  We also lucked out in the fact that this Haunt rocked our asses!!!  Years past I'd always felt that this haunt was pretty good, but no knock out of the park.  And it sure didn't start out that way.  The beginning walk through the outdoor wooded area was marred by some teenage boys portraying the spooks.  They certainly had the schtick down good, but the immaturity really shined through as they decided that the pass word to let us through to the haunted house portion of the attraction would be the "80's disease"... Aids.  If they wanted to be politically incorrect and edgy, the word "boobies" would have worked just as well.  Grow some pubes, you half wits!  But, things started to look way up once we got into the house itself.  These guys took detail to a whole new level!  Every inch of that house was decorated in pure spookiness!  There were also a tone of very well placed effects that had me jump more than a few times.  They also had some pretty nifty animatronic effects!  After leaving the haunt we decided that this one even beat out Terror on Rural street.  Not a very easy task to accomplish, I must say.  I will giver Terror some slack as it was their first night of the season.

A good spooky time was had by all!


Lets move on to some spooky movie reviews...

American Psycho - If you want to see the current Dark Knight, Christian Bale, play a role that lofted him into the A-list and you have an innate hatred toward the yuppies of the '80's, you may want to get a glance at this gem.  A wall street pretty boy who is as shallow and stuck up as can be has a secret life as a serial killer.  Odd premise for a film, but oddly enough it really worked for me.  Bale captures the greedy, I, Me Mine generation of the '80's perfectly.  It is probably the darkest comedy satire ever made.  You may not feel that it is comedic, but in a sick way, the whole thing is a parody of yuppiedom of a time past but an attitude that still exists today.  It is fun to watch bale hack and slash other yuppies while listening to the likes of Huey Lewis and the News.  If you like your comedy so dark and dry that it out ranks your favorite merlot, you have to check this one out. (view trailer HERE!)

George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead - This is a bit of a departure from Romero's last zombiefest.  The last one, Land of the Dead, had a boatload of Hollywood backing.  This one is definitely done on the down low in both scope and production value.  Instead of focusing on your typical fun zombie trappings, Romero makes this more of a trimmed down drama.  Gone is the bombastic, almost comedic, fun filled craziness.  In it's place are whiney, annoying characters that are always moping or arguing with each-other while trying to put together a Blair Witch type documentary as the world goes into hell in a hand-basket.  It also ends on a complete cliff hanger that makes you wonder if it was intentional or they just ran out of money (rumor has it, a sequel is being shot right now).  Certainly not one of Romero's best zombie flicks, but still worth watching if you're a die hard Romero/zombie film fan. (view trailer HERE!)

The Deaths of Ian Stone - It was quite hard to figure out just what the frell was going on at first.  But, as the story moved on, all was explained.  It deals with kind of a very dark vision of reincarnation and the nasties who may be controlling Ian's constant deaths.  Not a very frightening or spooky horror movie, it still had an intriguing story.  Worth the rental, but certainly not a classic.


Ok, kids.  I'm gunna grab some grub and a beer.  I hope to be back here at weeks end.  Please make sure you do something spooky this week.

Zangz.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

This weekend is Jam-PACKED!


I knew the first weekend in October was going to be delightfully busy, but I didn't think that rather than it being filled with spooks, spirits and haunted attractions it would be filled with sports outings.

As you can tell, if you read my blog, I'm not exactly the most athletic or sports-worthy kind of fella. I'd much rather talk about things like collectible action figures, what's the better RPG, what video game should I get my hands on this fall or who's hotter, Eve Myles or Felicia Day? But, oddly enough, fate seemed to play a nice enough joke on me in the fact that I have unexpectedly scored tickets to both Saturday's Brewer playoff game and Sunday's Packer game up in Green Bay.

I've been to plenty of Brewer games, but never a playoff game! I've only been to two Packer games and that was way, way back when they'd play games in Milwaukee at the old County Stadium. So this weekend will be a real treat. I better get my dumb jock knowledge up to speed before the games. That Farve fellow doesn't pitch for the Brew Crew anymore, correct?

Oh crap. I'm sunk.


In other stuff....
My sister earned a bunch of money by running in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure last weekend. I'm very proud of her and helped sponsor her in the event. If you'd like to help in the fight against breast cancer be sure to click on the link for more information.


In a little crappy news, I found out that some greedy development company has gotten the go ahead from crooked local officials to build a big-assed monstrosity of a high rise/high rent apartment building just adjacent to my apartment building. Not only will it frell up traffic, it will also block the parking lot view of part of the lake and downtown area. Originally it was forbidden to build there as there is a historic mansion on the property. But, probably due to some money under the table dealings that a lot of these development companies gift unto the more skeezy city officials, they've been given the go ahead to attach the high rise to the mansion and wipe out the trees and parking lot that are there now. I fear it is only a matter of time that I will find myself living in a van somewhere due to the greed machine bulldozing my apartment building to make way for yet another yuppie nest. Dark times ahead, indeed.


Ok, on to more geeky schtick! Since I am celebrating the holiday of all holiday's this month, here are a few spooky movie reviews for you to ponder and rejoice in...

Monster Camp - Ok, this one isn't very spooky but MUST be seen by fellow geeks. This is a documentary on a LARPing group. A few times a year a group of imaginationally gifted people get together at a nature camp, dress up as fantasy characters and roll play the whole weekend through with nerf-type swords, spell bags and a pretty immersing, yet intricate game system. I found it inspiring and endearing! The only thing I didn't like about it was the yuppie couple who get interviewed after seeing the players and have to make snide comments about them. The guy is some sort of money management turd (AKA: Greedy cork-soaker) and the wife is a social worker (AKA: idealistic dink). They're quite dis likable. Thankfully, they're only in it for a few seconds. If you have a love for RPG's or LARPS or just the grand gift of the imagination, please rent, buy or see this film. (See Trailer HERE)

Ok, now on to the creepy stuff...


Day of the Dead - Not the best zombie movie, but still, a zombie movie! And that right there makes it a must see for us zombie movie fans. The story isn't that original, the effects aren't that good and some of the acting is just awful. But seeing Ving Rhames eat his own eyeball and crawl with severed legs through a ventilation shaft chasing after Mena Suvari is worth the price of admission right there! (see trailer HERE)

Catacombs - This movie really surprised the hell out of me. I thought I was getting a cheap-assed, straight to video, crapfest of a B-grade horror flick and what I got was a pretty decent and frightening thriller. The movie takes place in the infamous catacombs of Paris as one girl who attended a rave in the maze like halls gets separated from everybody and is left behind to survive on her own as a freakish inbred nut-ball stalks her. Trust me! This isn't your usual teen slasher type flick. It had a surprise ending that I found pretty morbidly cool! Definitely worth checking out. (View trailer HERE)

Stephen King's The Mist - Based on the short story by the renowned author, this thriller had me from the get-go and pulled me along through the whole ride.......up until the jarring ending. The short story doesn't have a real ending. So director/writer, Frank Darabont, decided the write one himself. I can't say the uber-depressing ending to the movie really matched the frightening thrill ride of the rest of the movie. I really found the Cthulhu Mythos inspired story quite... well..fun in an odd way. And to put that kind of an ending on it just didn't feel right at all. Perhaps if the whole movie was far more subtle and serious, it would have worked. But, this puppy had all sorts of creepy creatures coming out of the odd fog to do combat with a group of survivors trapped in a small local grocery market. The mind-frack of an ending just didn't match the cadence of the rest of the film for me. You leave the film not wanting more, but wanting to put a gun to your head. Id' say this film is a must see for the most part. But don't expect a happy ending after what all the characters go through. Just a notation: I loved the way Darabont had the artwork of Drew Struzan do a wonderful cameo, as well as King's epic character of Roland the Gunslinger! Very clever. For that one scene alone, Darabont get some serious Zangz Points. (View trailer HERE)

Rose Red - you gotta have a nice big dose of Stephan King for the Halloween season, don't you? King wrote and produced this made for TV miniseries that aired earlier this decade. It is the creepy story of a big haunted house that is very reminiscent to the old Winchester Mansion. A bunch of psychics spend the weekend there to try and reawaken the paranormal happenings that have been dormant for the last few years. They get a hell of a lot more than they ever bargained for. The back story to this house is pretty creepy, but the overall spooky stuff that takes place in the movie isn't that much more creepier than what we've all seen before in movies up there with The Haunting. I was hoping to be totally creeped out like I was for The Others or The Changling. Sadly, I was not. One thing that kind of jarred me out of the fear factor was the fact that rather than actors portraying the corpsey spooks, they used animatronic puppets that just looked a little too fake for my tastes. Don't get me totally wrong! I'd love to have one of those propped up againstmy apartment window as a Halloween prop. But, in a horror movie it no longer works that well. But, it still was a pretty darned good ghost / haunted house story and worth the rental. (view trailer HERE)


What am I listening to right now? Glad you asked. It's a band out of the UK called DragonForce. Their music is described as Powermetal. If you put Manowar, Slayer, Meatloaf and a touch of Journey into a big glass jar and shook the hell out of it, you'd open it up and pour out the bombastic goodness. Check them out if you want uplifting, loud and fast music!!!! (Check them out in a live jam right HERE)

Ok, that'll be it for now. Until next time... Stay Vertical and love the dead! Happy Halloween!!!!! Start enjoying the holiday RIGHT NOW!!!!

Zangz.